It ain't selling Tupperware

Browsing through the job ads in the New Zealand Herald and came across this ad in the "Advertising/Media and Entertainment" section:

DID YOU SPEND TOO MUCH OVER CHRISTMAS? WE CAN OFFER WORK OVER THE CHRISTMAS BREAK TO HELP PAY OFF ALL THOSE BILLS!

We have FULL OR PART TIME work available at the Penguin Club for anyone who would like to work in a wonderful, well-established parlour. We understand that you will be very nervous but this really is a fantastic place with a great reputation. The ladies here are very friendly and the Management are fully trained to take care of all new ladies.

We make sure that anyone who joins us has a happy and relaxed time. Whether you have a couple of weeks available or longer, we would love to talk to you. We offer gorgeous surroundings, flexible shifts, full training and on-going care and a chance to make some amazing money.

Please phone Lyn for more information. She is very friendly and will be happy to answer all your questions.

GO ON, DON'T BE SHY - PICK UP THE PHONE. WE MAY HAVE THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR MONEY PROBLEMS!!!

I knew that prostitution is legal in New Zealand, I just didn't expect the help wanted ad to sound a bit like an ad recruiting Avon ladies or Tupperware salespeople. An ad by the same place in the "Part Time Work" section includes the note that "Most of the ladies who work here at the Pelican Club are mothers, students or ladies who have full time jobs elsewhere, but work part time for us." and "Why not phone Lyn or Roy for a chat and an interview time? We would love to meet you and at least you'll know once and for all if this could be the position for you."

Yeah, whatever.